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==Informatikai Tudományok Doktori Iskola== | ==Informatikai Tudományok Doktori Iskola== | ||
===Infokommunikáció szakmacsoport (HIT, SZIT, TMIT)=== | ===Infokommunikáció szakmacsoport (HIT, SZIT, TMIT)=== | ||
===Intelligens rendszerek szakmacsoport (AUT, IIT, MIT)=== | ===Intelligens rendszerek szakmacsoport (AUT, IIT, MIT)=== | ||
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==Villamosmérnöki tudományok doktori iskola== | ==Villamosmérnöki tudományok doktori iskola== | ||
===Energetika, elektrotechnika szakmacsoport (VET)=== | ===Energetika, elektrotechnika szakmacsoport (VET)=== | ||
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==Egyéb információk== | ==Egyéb információk== | ||
*Publikációs segédlet: a MIT tanszéken összeállított segédlet Kollár István jóvoltából: [http://www.mit.bme.hu/services/pubinfo/ link] | |||
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*[https://www.vik.bme.hu/doktori/ Doktorálóknak] | *[https://www.vik.bme.hu/doktori/ Doktorálóknak] | ||
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Why God never received a PhD: | |||
# He had only one major publication. | |||
# It was in Hebrew. | |||
# It had no references. | |||
# It wasn't published in a refereed journal. | |||
# Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. | |||
# It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? | |||
# His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. | |||
# The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. | |||
# He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects. | |||
# When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. | |||
# When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. | |||
# He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. | |||
# Some say he had his son teach the class. | |||
# He expelled his first two students for learning. | |||
# Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. | |||
# His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top. | |||
# No record of working well with colleagues. | |||
}} | |||
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A lap 2014. január 14., 15:50-kori változata
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Informatikai Tudományok Doktori Iskola
Infokommunikáció szakmacsoport (HIT, SZIT, TMIT)
Intelligens rendszerek szakmacsoport (AUT, IIT, MIT)
Villamosmérnöki tudományok doktori iskola
Energetika, elektrotechnika szakmacsoport (VET)
Híradástechnika szakmacsoport (HIT, SZVT, TMIT)
Mikroelektronika és technológia szakmacsoport (EET, ETT)
Mérés- és szabályozástechnika szakmacsoport (AUT, IIT, MIT)
Egyéb információk
- Publikációs segédlet: a MIT tanszéken összeállított segédlet Kollár István jóvoltából: link
- Doktoranduszoknak
- Doktorálóknak
Fun - Miért nem kapott Isten PhD fokozatot?
Why God never received a PhD:
- He had only one major publication.
- It was in Hebrew.
- It had no references.
- It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
- Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
- It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
- His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
- The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
- He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
- When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
- When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
- He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
- Some say he had his son teach the class.
- He expelled his first two students for learning.
- Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
- His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
- No record of working well with colleagues.