„Doktori képzés” változatai közötti eltérés
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==Informatikai Tudományok Doktori Iskola== | ==Informatikai Tudományok Doktori Iskola== | ||
===Infokommunikáció szakmacsoport (HIT, SZIT, TMIT)=== | ===Infokommunikáció szakmacsoport (HIT, SZIT, TMIT)=== | ||
===Intelligens rendszerek szakmacsoport (AUT, IIT, MIT)=== | ===Intelligens rendszerek szakmacsoport (AUT, IIT, MIT)=== | ||
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==Villamosmérnöki tudományok doktori iskola== | ==Villamosmérnöki tudományok doktori iskola== | ||
===Energetika, elektrotechnika szakmacsoport (VET)=== | ===Energetika, elektrotechnika szakmacsoport (VET)=== | ||
*[[Nagyfeszültségű és nagyáramú technika]] | *[[Nagyfeszültségű és nagyáramú technika]] | ||
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==Egyéb információk== | ==Egyéb információk== | ||
*Publikációs segédlet: a MIT tanszéken összeállított segédlet Kollár István jóvoltából: [http://www.mit.bme.hu/services/pubinfo/ link] | |||
*[http://www.mit.bme.hu/ | |||
*[https://www.vik.bme.hu/doktorandusz/ Doktoranduszoknak] | *[https://www.vik.bme.hu/doktorandusz/ Doktoranduszoknak] | ||
*[https://www.vik.bme.hu/doktori/ Doktorálóknak] | *[https://www.vik.bme.hu/doktori/ Doktorálóknak] | ||
= | {{Rejtett | mutatott = ''Fun - Miért nem kapott Isten PhD fokozatot?'' | szöveg= | ||
Why God never received a PhD: | |||
# He had only one major publication. | |||
# It was in Hebrew. | |||
# It had no references. | |||
# It wasn't published in a refereed journal. | |||
# Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. | |||
# It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? | |||
# His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. | |||
# The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. | |||
# He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects. | |||
# When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. | |||
# When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. | |||
# He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. | |||
# Some say he had his son teach the class. | |||
# He expelled his first two students for learning. | |||
# Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. | |||
# His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top. | |||
# No record of working well with colleagues. | |||
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